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14 other mysteries we want Courtney Love to solve

You know the Malaysian Airlines plane that's been missing for a while now? The one none of the experts can find? Well, Courtney Love, the woman who has no filter, claims to have proof that the plane crashed into the ocean, according to Channel24.

Wow. Why have we not put ths woman to good use? What is she doing singing grunge and ranting about crap when she could be solving some of life's greatest mysteries? Things that have stumped experts around the world.

So, we thought we'd compile a list of things only Courtney could solve.


Where’s Waldo?




Is he with Carmen Sandiego?



Where the hell is DB Cooper?



Was there a second gunman on the Grassy Knoll?



Is Elvis really dead? Or was he abducted by aliens?



Who shot Tupac?



Why the hell didn’t Rose let Jack get on the door at the end of Titanic. There was space for both of them!



Why hasn’t Leo won an Oscar?



Why’s Kanye always so mad?



 (Except when he's with Kim)



What the fuck happened in the Lost Finale?



Why do 40-year-old women love Twilight so much?



Where do all the lost socks go?



Why'd the chicken really cross the road?



And which came first? The chicken or the egg?




Which other mysteries could Courtney solve? Tell us in the box below.
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